Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Monkey Review: Knocked Up

Phew! Thank God She's Not Ugly!


If you're expecting an uproarious laugh fest, this really isn't your movie. But if you want to see a warm, genuine and pretty funny look at how two young people would react to a very difficult situation, then Knocked Up fits the bill.


Knocked Up
Monkey Rating: 3 Opposable Thumbs Up (out of 5)

I always think it's great when a comedy relates to real issues and anxieties that moviegoers actually deal with in their lives. Real problems form a much stronger comedic foundation than fabricated issues; actions and reactions mean more because of the context.

That's what I like about Knocked Up, the most recent effort from Director Judd Apatow. If that name sounds familiar, it's because he was also behind the camera for 40 Year Old Virgin, another film that, although the notion of such an old virgin is a stretch, his fears rang quite true. Contrast that with movies like "Click" or "Christmas with the Kranks," which, because they're rooted in completely unbelievable premises, seem to ring hollow (of course, the overacting and terrible dialogue don't help).

Knocked Up tells the story of Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) and Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl), a couple of happy go lucky people who get drunk and have a one night stand which results in, you guessed it, Alison getting pregnant.

What ensues is not what you'd think. It would have been easy to turn this into a farce where Ben tries to get Alison to abort, or where Alison tries to manipulate Ben. But Apatow has drawn up real characters here who decide to take on the responsibility of having the baby.

The problem? Ben and Allison don't even know each other. So now their struggle is two-fold: deal with the impending birth of their child and try to establish a relationship at the same time. Though it's never happened to me personally, this strikes me as something to which a lot of people can relate.

The way Ben and Allison react to their situation seems entirely plausible. They're scared, confused and totally on their own, so you'd expect their emotions to get the best of them, which they do in a naturally funny way.

The supporting cast is also solid, anchored by the underrated Paul Rudd and a great Leslie Mann as Alison's sister and brother-in-law, respectively.

Still, the movie is not without its flaws, beginning with the fact that, while it's very believable and generally funny, there aren't ENOUGH laughs to really call this a great comedy. The gaps between laughter-inducing scenes are simply too long. I think it would have been possible to insert some more funny without compromising the organic integrity of the plot.

I've been known to nitpick some movies, but I can't let this one go: it helps that Alison is Katherine Heigl. Ben's decision to keep the baby is certainly made easier by the fact that Alison is a 5'10", blonde, busty bombshell. Ladies, you can deride men all you want for placing too much emphasis on a woman's appearance, but hey, it's important to us; we're hardwired that way. As long as the woman is not a complete psycho, it's hard to turn away someone who looks like Alison.

It's no different than a woman who wants a financially successful man. Do you think Julia Roberts would have run off with Richard Gere in Pretty Woman if he was a garbage man? No, we have to be realistic on this one. Think of it another way: if Ben had impregnated Ugly Betty, would he be jumping into parenthood with both feet? Unlikely.

So if you're expecting an uproarious laugh fest, this really isn't your movie. But if you want to see a warm, genuine and pretty funny look at how two young people would react to a very difficult situation, it's hard to think of a recent movie that fits the description more than Knocked Up.


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Saturday, July 7, 2007

Monkey Review: The Transformers

There's More Where This Came From...



On the surface, it’s easy to see Michael Bay’s name attached to the Transformers and immediately dismiss it. Still, I think that most viewers should enjoy this one.



The Transformers

Monkey Rating: 4 Opposable Thumbs Up (out of 5)

On the surface, it’s easy to see Michael Bay’s name attached to the Transformers and immediately dismiss it. Why? Just have a look at his resume: Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Armageddon…need I continue? So there’s no excuse for going in with high expectations. That would be like expecting Mel Gibson to enjoy himself at a bar mitzvah.

To be fair, Jerry Bruckheimer was involved in most of those projects, so while the awful dialogue and silly plots lay mostly at the feet of Bay, at least the unnecessary explosions could be partially blamed on the pyromaniac Bruckheimer.

There is another factor to which I must confess here: I happen to be a fan of the Transformers. I enjoyed the cartoon as a kid. So let’s just call these two major factors a wash and get on with the review, OK?

The first thing you notice as you watch this film is how (surprisingly) funny it is. The writers, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, do a fine job of squeezing laughter out of some believably awkward situations. So if you’re coming for an action movie with terrible dialogue you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

We know, however, why anyone would be coming to watch this film: robots – and there are plenty of them. The machines pop off the screen through seamless special effects, and for the most part seem to retain their scale (their size in relation to other objects). The special effects team truly deserves accolades for their incredible attention to detail, which is quite obvious as you look the robots up and down.

Shia Labeouf plays Sam Witwicky, whose grandfather discovered a “large snowman” in the mid-19th century. Sam, in possession of his grandpa’s artifacts that contain information critical to the location of a cube of energy coveted by the robots, is sought by both the Decepticons (the evil robots) and the Autobots (good robots).

The Autobots reach him first, when Sam’s new car begins to act a little strangely. There are some nice moments between Sam and his new ride, especially as they related to his interaction with Megan Fox (the red hot Mikaela Banes).

Meanwhile, U.S. military computers are being hacked by the Decepticons, looking for secrets which will lead to the energy cube.

I suppose it should come as no surprise that women are treated purely as sex objects in the Transformers. Sure, Megan has a major role as Sam’s love interest, but how can a viewer take her contributions seriously when she spends the entire movie with her breasts popping out of her shirt? Ditto Maggie Madsen (Rachael Taylor), who, though she is a gifted computer hacker working on behalf of the government, is prancing around the Pentagon in high heels and short skirts. By the way, both of these young women are supposedly of high school age.

Sure, a woman can be gifted and sexy, but Hollywood always finds a way to make the sex overshadow the gifts, don’t they?

Oh, and I want to make you aware of the barrage of in-movie advertising to which you’ll be subjected in the Transformers. Since the robots transform into earthly vehicles, it should come as no shock that car makers – in particular, GM – pounced on the opportunity to feature their cars. One scene, in which we’re introduced to all of the Autobots, is basically a GM showroom. I thought a guy in a plaid suit was going to pop out and sell me some “rust-proofing.” Also beware Mountain Dew and Nokia placements.

Let me nitpick a little more: why is it that movies never take the issue of security clearance seriously? We learn of a super secret government agency known as Sector 7 – an agency not even known to the Secretary of Defense, only to the President himself – and yet by the end of the movie a bunch of low level, high school graduate hackers are roaming the secret agency’s office halls freely. Whatever.

Still, I think that most viewers should enjoy this one. Excuse me, most MALE viewers. Women, to their credit, are generally not interested in fighting robots and objectified girls as movie content. If you’re dating a girl who is into those things, then…congrats! Barring that, fans of the franchise (read: geeks) will enjoy seeing the robots as never seen before. Fans of the movies in general should have a good time. This is a summer blockbuster, an action movie with hot women. In that context, this receives a 4 opposable thumbs out of 5 rating.
Enjoy, fellas.


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Monday, July 2, 2007

the Naked Monkey Run: Streaking through the Internet so you don't have to

I got my iPhone! I got my iPhone!



Time for another quick run through the theater aisles...



Christian Bale says there will be a Batman 3...

It's been official for a while that Indy 4 was gonna suck, but this spy photo of Shia as a greaser is just another nail in the coffin... God damn you, Lucas!

more photos, rumors and slander after the jump...


Some more revealing Indy pics here. Wow, could I be less interested to see a geriatric Indy? Harrison looks like hell.

Is this Benecio Del Toro preparing for his role as the Wolf Man?

PETA is apparently pissed off at the treatment of Speed Racer's monkey Chim Chim.


Marisa Tomei is finally topless in a movie. Um, isn't this about a decade late?

Whatever happened to Richard Kelly's follow up to Donnie Darko, Southland Tales?

Looks like Kelly isn't done just yet... His next one is the box.

I'm not a huge Jack Black fan, but Be Kind, Rewind is gonna be hilarious.

Finally. The full Bourne Ultimatum trailer is finally out! Say it with me: Best. movie. of. the. summer.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Top 10 Actors in Hollywood

Here are two of them



Compiling a list of the best actors in Hollywood is no easy task. New actors burst onto the scene, hot actors fade away. And let’s not forget the fact that as a whole, Hollywood is simply producing dumber movies.



Ranking the Top 10 Actors in Hollywood

Please mark this moment in time. It’s the end of June in 2007, and this is a list of who I think are the best actors in Hollywood. I ask you to mark this point in time because this is such a fluid list. So many things can change so quickly. New actors burst onto the scene, hot actors fade away. And let’s not forget the fact that as a whole, Hollywood is simply producing dumber movies. Tough to locate some strong performances between Saw 4 and Georgia Rule.

So without further adieu, here are my top actors in movies TODAY – not all time. The list is in no particular order:

Tom Hanks
Actually in danger of falling off the list. Began a brilliant 10 year run with consecutive Oscars for Philadelphia and Forrest Gump. Also been nominated for Saving Private Ryan and the underrated Cast Away. He’s in danger of falling off because of a few recent clunkers: The Da Vinci Code and The Terminal among them.

Clive Owen
Clive has some mo. Beginning in 2004, he’s on a very strong run, with an Oscar nom for Closer and strong performances in King Arthur, Derailed, and Inside Man. He got absolutely robbed for not getting a nomination for his superb work in Children of Men. And don’t forget Sin City. Look forward to more work from Clive.

Daniel Day-Lewis
Admittedly, Day-Lewis probably isn’t eligible for this list because he doesn’t work enough. Dude dropped out of acting to become a freaking COBBLER in Europe. But his ability is indisputable: He won an Oscar for My Left Foot, and was nominated for In the Name of the Father and for his spine-chilling turn as Bill the Butcher in the vastly underrated Gangs of New York. That’s 3 Oscar noms in 9 films, and many feel he should have been nominated for his work in The Boxer.

Sean Penn
It pains me to admit this because, in his private life, Penn is an idiot. But his acting skill is undeniable. He’s been nominated for 4 Oscars since 1996, for Dead Man Walking, Sweet and Lowdown, I Am Sam, and finally winning for his performance in Mystic River. And don’t forget his strong work in 21 Grams and The Assassination of Richard Nixon. Dude takes himself way too seriously, but hey, whatever works for you.

Ben Kingsley
Surprised? You shouldn’t be. Kingsley has been very good for a long time. Starting with a Best Actor statue for Ghandi, he’s also been nominated for his work in Bugsy, Sexy Beast (in the best villain performance since Anthony Hopkins’ Hannibal Lecter, and the best since), and House of Sand and Fog. Sir Ben is the type of actor through which a movie receives instant credibility.

Johnny Depp
Has there been a more daring actor in the last 20 years? Depp’s choice in roles is downright strange, but it’s a tribute to his talent that he makes the roles work. It may surprise you that he’s only been nominated for two Oscars: Pirates of the Caribbean (Curse of the Black Pearl) and Finding Neverland. But he seems to have escaped Oscar attention for so many other fine performances, including Ed Wood, Chocolat and Blow.

Charlize Theron
Proving she’s not just a pretty face, Theron has racked up the accolades in short time, including her Oscar win for Monster and another nom for North Country. Unfortunately, Aeon Flux is on the resume as well.

Judi Dench
Dame Dench is the best actor working today. Listen to this impressive list of Oscar noms: Mrs. Brown, Shakespeare in Love (she won), Chocolat, Iris, Mrs. Henderson Presents, and Notes on a Scandal. That’s 6 nominations – in 9 years. Wow.

Hilary Swank
An Oscar win for Boys Don’t Cry. Another one for her brilliant performance in Million Dollar Baby. A strong performance in The Gift and fun turns in The Core and Insomnia. Swank is always a threat to take home a statue, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere anytime soon.

Leonardo DiCaprio
He started out as a precocious child actor but has since turned into one of the best thespians working today. He was nominated for What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Aviator and Blood Diamond, but also turned in great performances in The Departed, Catch Me If You Can, and Gangs of New York. There’s plenty more to come from Leo.

Threatening to enter the Top 10:

Christian Bale
Bale is starting to put together a pretty strong resume. His work in American Psycho was brilliant and underrated. He was terrific in The Machinist, very good in The Prestige, and has easily been the best Batman.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Hoffman’s a newcomer to the list, but he’s been around a while. Everyone knows about his brilliant, Oscar winning turn in Capote. But he was also quite convincing in Mission Impossible: III, and did some underrated work in both Talented Mr. Ripley and Along Came Polly.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Angelina may join Topkapi

You know what would be a great heist? Angelina stealing my pants.

The Topkapi Affair is the sequel to the Thomas Crown Affair remake, and it's a heist film I really want to see get made. Brosnan has been trying to get it into production for a while, using the heist classic Topkapi as the source material. Until now he hasn't had much success, but this new bit of news just might finally get the wheels turning.


Moviehole has posted a rumor that Pierce Brosnan has offered Angelina the opportunity to co-star with him in the Topkapi Affair. Thomas Crown featured a sexy cat-and-mouse game between Brosnan and Rene Russo (perhaps her most sexy role other than that scar-comparison scene in the Lethal Weapon series), but Russo declined to come back for the sequel.

It feels like we've already seen this movie before, and yet I can't wait. Come on, people! The Thomas Crown series is as much about sex as it is about stealing things that don't belong to you. forget the precious art- I'm hoping Brosnan manages to steal her skirt.

True to the original, the Topkapi Affair will be filmed in Turkey where the story is set. Let's hope that Angelina's participation is enough to get this movie into production.



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