Indy IV has jumped the shark

Don’t jump, Indy. please.

SPOILERS
The folks at CHUD have some seriously disturbing news on Indiana Jones 4, specifically regarding Indy’s son, played by Shia LaBeouf…
LaBeouf is going to be playing a greaser, wearing jeans and a leather jacket and riding around on a motorcycle. He also says that Indy and Shia will be thrown together in this adventure but will not learn they’re related until a pivotal action scene.
Oh God, that is spectacularly bad. If this is true, is there any doubt that this is the hand of George Lucas at work?
Chud also says that Area 51 will be featured in the new movie (remember Frank Darabont’s initial script featured Indy at Area 51), but how much of that is part of the main story remains to be seen.
I wasn’t sure Lucas could ruin a franchise any worse after what he did with the prequels, but this sounds worse. Can someone please rescind his directing license or something?

UPDATE

CHUD also says that Karen Allen is returning, and is Shia’s mom. If you recall, she and Indy knocked boots in the Raiders. Bow chicka bow bow.