Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton both in the Slammer?

Does this dress count as a breathelyzer?

I can't bring it in to jail?

Then why do they call it a "cell" phone??

It looks like we'll finally be rid of these two attention whores for a little while...


We are at a rare moment in history: two young, coddled celebrity women are going to jail! Well, at least Lohan might go to jail. Meanwhile, she’s going to rehab.

The purpose of our correctional system is to keep bad people off the streets and out of society. There are those who say that prison/jail can also rehabilitate criminals.

At least the first part will be accomplished. You see, by locking up these girls, they won’t be able to fill our conscience with bad movies, stupid comments, and incessant news coverage of their inane lives. OK, that last part is largely attributable to the media, but it’s not like these girls run from the coverage.

As for the possibility of rehabilitation, which in their case would qualify as a lesson learned, I say LOL. I’m not sure there’s anything in the world that will teach Paris Hilton a lesson. She wouldn’t know a lesson if it texted her during a blow job.

As for Lohan, she couldn’t even rehab…in rehab. Now, she’s back in. This chick makes Robert Downey, Jr. look like Brigham Young.

Each of them would get one phone call, right? Who do you think they’d call? My money says Lohan calls her dealer. I think Paris dials a wrong number – even though it’s in her speed dial. Hey, wrong numbers count as a phone call, right?