Stop Drooling, Ladies!Star Wars Fan Convention - Los Angeles Convention Center
Well, look what’s happening this weekend at the Los Angeles Convention Center? It’s the “Star Wars Celebration IV”, what “should be the biggest Star Wars fan convention of all time,” according to the Los Angeles Times.
You might know this event by another name: The VIRGIN Convention. If you have a Chewbacca costume in your closet, now is the time to use it. If you’ve always looked for an occasion on which to wear your Storm Trooper suit, this is it. This weekend, you don’t have to worry about being ridiculed for never having kissed a girl; everyone is in the same Millennium Falcon.
Perhaps this is the Los Angeles Convention Center’s attempt at balancing the sexual cosmos of the convention world. You see, Adultcon, the porn convention, was held in the same hall in March. And we know that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IS GETTING LAID at the Star Wars Convention. Together, they make the Convention Center’s sexual energy average.
No word on whether there will be a George Lucas Dialogue Writing Workshop at the Convention. We definitely need more writers who can pen bland, cheesy, cliché, monosyllabic love scenes in the middle of a SPACE MOVIE.
May the lube be with you.
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